I did a cursory google search of anger and weight issues and it's a window on the world of lots of folks sayin' they are experts in how to help you get rid of repressed anger.
Fat thighs mean you're angry according to one woman. My response? Pass, the potatoes, please.
Good lord, many think they are experts. The one who says if you have fat thighs you may be angry and have repressed memories AND that she can help you with these issues over the phone.
It won't be a smartphone–that's all I know for sure.
So, for the rest of the day, I'm going to try and paint my parrot tulips that I've rescued from the freezing nights and try to not think about all those angry thighs moving like herds near the horizon.